If it Says Diversity; You're Not Welcome

Look Christian Conservatives, I don't want you here. I don't want you around my kids, I don't want you in my supermarket and I don't want you in my Oprah's Book Club.

As a member of society that welcomes diversity I say stay the hell away from me. You people don't welcome diversity; you want to constantly remain in your "white man" club with "whitey" so you can talk about the stock market, fine cigars and Everybody Loves Raymond reruns.

Why can't you get it through your thick skulls that people who embrace diversity don't want you around?

You should also know that it doesn't matter what your ideas are, we're not going to change how we feel one ounce. We want to hear about all ideas (except yours) so we can be reassured that the ideas we had from the beginning are correct.

Look, being a liberal in itself is what makes one virtuous. Once you turn over to liberalism it doesn't matter your background; we will accept you! You were in the Klan but you're a liberal now? Liberalism wins out. You were convicted of a felony but are a liberal now? You guessed it; liberalism trumps the murder and/or hate crime.

But if you don't share our ideas and haven't converted to liberalism yet, then you shouldn't be near anyone from the Democratic Party; the party of ideas.

When Osama Bin Laden and the terrorists say that they want to convert everyone in the world to Islam I understand. You see he thinks that would make the world a better place. However I KNOW that if the entire world were liberal it would be a much better place. Like how Vermont, a liberal state, is much better than North Carolina, a conservative state. North Carolina is so hot and muggy and Vermont has great summer weather and a bevy of Bed & Breakfast's to choose from.

It's just like with my kids. When I want them to stop fighting I keep them apart. They fight a lot so they hardly ever see other anymore. In fact one of my kids can't remember the other ones name. He knows it starts with an M and has four letters, but the rest escapes him.

So please, either embrace our ideology or have the decency to stay far, far away.